novel about a morally grey pirate captain who is cursed to die within 5 years for stealing some forbidden treasure, and only giving her heart to someone and expecting nothing back can break the curse
but rather than go on some journey to find some true love or whatever, she decides to use her last years to travel the seas with her crew and collect treasure and drink and be merry
and on the day of reckoning, she is falling more and more ill, and her crew gather all around her to say goodbye to their captain when suddenly the curse is broken. because she gave her whole heart to her ship and her crew, and expected nothing back.
sad? watch lord of the rings. happy? watch lord of the rings. sick? watch lord of the rings. sleepy? watch lord of the rings. dying from a festering wound? watch lord of the rings. have homework to do? watch lord of the rings.
watching lord of the rings solves 100% of all problems. trust me i am a medical doctor.
This is probably the best summary of Good Omens I’ve ever seen.
"You had a controlling mother who had certain expectations and if you strayed from them you were shut down. That’s why you’re so afraid to care about anything, and why you can’t express yourself." (requested by [x])
hamlet au where horatio actually came to elsinore to ask hamlet for help with a really rough calculus assignment
except hamlet doesn’t know calc at all because he’s a pretentious literary theatrical shit and ophelia has to help horatio instead
ophelia and horatio go out for coffee and work on terrible math homework and gossip about what a complete and total wanker hamlet is
laertes overhears and tells hamlet VERY smugly that the two of them think he’s a wanker
hamlet reminds laertes that he’s seen ophelia’s o-face
… the conversation devolves pretty quickly after that
Sarah Manning + the badge
"It was the wish of our founders that no one have to suffer a life with disabilities."
"Who gave them the right to decide whether or not I should be here? Whether or not I might have something to contribute?"
@ wilderebellion : lmao, I love that scene! especially the way the daughter looks Parker up and down before telling her to join in and the way Parker keeps watching for a second before shaking herself and refocusing back on the con.
werewolfau said: the best part is basically how they are doing EXACTLY what she and hardison do every time they need to cover up their actions
OH MAN I DIDN’T EVEN THINK OF THAT! you’re totally right! that’s fantastic
Lily pissing Sirius off by calling the Marauders “James Potter’s Super Secret Boy Band” b ye
or alternately “Sergeant Potter’s Lonely Hearts Club Band”
firefly + space